i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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