I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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