Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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