this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
try to milk me bitch
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