So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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