Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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