If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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