He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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