The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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