After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
how does that bad decision feel?
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