Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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