I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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