they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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