Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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