3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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