i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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