I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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