strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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