is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
COCAINE IS GR8
I need to align my fucking chakras
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
