For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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