he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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