You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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