marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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