what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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