Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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