do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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