Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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