she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I got inside last night via doggy door
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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