remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sext me about skeletons
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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