Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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