We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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