i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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