so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
