Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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