He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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