I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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