so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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