I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
50% drunk capacity currently
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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