I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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