my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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