we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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