If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Its about making memories worth repressing
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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