found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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