she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
