i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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