I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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