operation harelip BJ is a go
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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