I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Randomize
