yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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