If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I am mentally ready for anal.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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