so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Randomize
