evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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