I am puke
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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