He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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