she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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